Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up [Official Music Video]

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_ _ _ _ _ Ha ha ha ha, it's been a while since you felt [B] my felt
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I [F#] ever smelt
Always got me stressin', always keepin' me guessin'
I'm like a snuffleup against a fuckin' manic depressive
Man, if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a [B] better boo
This breakup brought to you [A] by the letter F and the [F#] letter U
This is exactly what I said I'd do
My bones are [B] made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude
Why'd you leave me?
Was it somethin' [F#] I did?
I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fuckin' a pig
And I'ma take back my money spent
Every niggle, so stick your hand down my pants
And give Elmo a tickle
Cause I ain't puttin' up with your shit, man
Fuck it, so get your hand out my ass, bitch
Cause I ain't your puppet
[B] Girl, I'm not your puppet
[F#] _ [E] Girl, I'm not your puppet, [F#] puppet, puppet
[B] Girl, I'm not your puppet
Hey!
[A] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[E] Girl, I'm not your [F#] puppet
Oh!
[E] Girl, I'm not your puppet, [F#] puppet, puppet
[E] Girl, I'm not your puppet [B] Hey!
[A] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, [F#] puppet
I'm sorry, I believe you mistook me
For a codependent [E] cookie monster feedin' you [F#] cookies
I'm movin' on
It ain't a question to me
I'll fuck all the other [E] Muppets on Sesame Street
I'll fuck that redhead from Lamb Chop with the [F#] pro
Upload the video, snookin', watch it and know
That you're not a unique snowflake, you're just another chick
And you [B] ain't Jeff Gunham, but you can jump on [F#] my steak
So I ain't bitter, but it'd be a [C#] waste
If you didn't ask your new boyfriend how my [F#] felt tastes
Will I [F] get over it?
Probably, but first I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the Slut
And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last
Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch and you're sorta white trash
No, I don't give a fuck if you [B] moved an and pucket
But get your hand [A] out my ass, I ain't your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
_ [Em] Girl, I'm not your puppet, [F#] puppet, puppet
[B] Girl, I'm not your puppet
[B] Hey!
[A] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
[F#]
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Oh!
[D#] Girl, I'm not your puppet, [F#] puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet [B] Hey!
Girl, [A] I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Break it down, limp chop, stop
This is a relationship that needs to end
[N] Oh yeah, you and I'll never be friends
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again because you suck
This is a relationship that needs to end
Oh yeah, you and I will never be [A#] friends
One day we started fuckin' [N] around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again because you suck
_ [A] _ _ [F#] Girl, [B] I'm not your puppet
[F#] Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, [C#] I'm not your puppet [B] Hey!
Girl, [A] I'm not your puppet, puppet, [F#] puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet Oh!
Girl, I'm [D#] not your puppet, puppet, [F#] puppet
Girl, [C#] I'm not your puppet [B] Hey!
Girl, I'm [A] not your puppet, puppet, [F#] puppet
One,